(Source: justwait, via petitedino)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via one-cent-sparrow)
“You can just pick the meat out omg”
how about you pick my foot out your ass
(via fuckyeahfatvegans)
I have had a very long ass day and this cheered me up forever
(Source: onlylolgifs, via fuckyeahfatvegans)